Ruben Amorim’s Missteps: United’s Painful Lesson…

Manchester United anticipated a brighter future post-Erik ten Hag, but Ruben Amorim seems determined to rain on that parade. Yet, Liverpool cleverly sidestepped this wobble, opting instead for the ever-charming Arne Slot. Who could blame them? Slot’s magic with Salah and the crew is akin to witnessing a wizard at work!

Meanwhile, Amorim’s demand for a $515 million squad overhaul was a hard pass for Liverpool. Slot, on the other hand, twirled gracefully into Klopp’s shoes, casting spells left and right with the same marvelous team. United, rather optimistically, ignored the warning signs, ushering in a manager trying to fit square pegs into round holes — cue the circus music!

Enter Jim Ratcliffe, United’s purse string gatekeeper, showing no signs of indulging Amorim’s costly vision. January brought only a $32 million consolation left-back, hardly suitable for the ambitious makeovers United dreamed of. Alas, Amorim’s tactical rigidity means United’s future might resemble a jigsaw puzzle assembled by a toddler. Good luck and godspeed to the next brave soul inheriting that hot mess, while over at Liverpool, fans are parading in their new Slot-inspired fashion collections and planning the victory parade.