Keane’s Comical Doubts on Arsenal’s Title Hopes…

Roy Keane didn’t hold back his inner stand-up comedian when talking about Arsenal’s title chances, even if they sign a goal machine from the striker store. Trailing Liverpool by a mile-long 15 points, Arsenal, who heroically achieved runner-up status twice behind Man City, failed to impress the wisecracking Manchester United legend. Post Arsenal’s 1-1 showdown with United, Keane chuckled on Sky Sports, “Why would I think they can win? Manager magic tricks? City and Liverpool are bringing their A-game! Arsenal needs more than a fresh striker; they need mental muscle and a manager not fidgeting at losses!”

Keane’s banter didn’t stop there. He continued by making it clear that adding a striker who boasts 20 goals a season isn’t the magic wand Arsenal’s looking for. With City and Liverpool sharpening their swords for next season, Keane wondered if Arsenal even knew the way to the trophy room. And what about Chelsea? Are they even on the same planet? Keane poked at Arsenal’s missed opportunities for silverware, leaving Liverpool fans smirking, thinking Arsenal’s title chase is like a rusty old bicycle next to their shiny Ferrari.

The Arsenal camp wasn’t thrilled with Keane’s comedy special. Mikel Arteta, after an uninspiring draw with United, left the post-match chat looking like he’d stepped on a Lego. When asked about the 15-point gap behind Liverpool, Arteta’s face said, “I’m not laughing!” before making his swift exit. Arsenal, chin-up! Maybe sprinkle some of Keane’s humor next season for extra flair!