Liverpool Duo on Tuchel’s Fidgety Radar…

In a plot twist more gripping than a soap opera, Thomas Tuchel is stepping up to the England national team’s helm. Cue dramatic gasps! As he replaces Gareth Southgate, everyone’s watching like it’s the season finale of an epic drama – and who will make the cut? The big reveal is this Friday at 2 pm GMT, when Tuchel plays Santa in announcing his roster of cherubic lads for matches against Albania and Latvia.

Our German maestro must decide the fate of several Liverpool stars, and it’s juicier than a tabloid saga. Trent Alexander-Arnold, Curtis Jones, and Harvey Elliott are crossing fingers harder than a magic show audience. Alas, Joe Gomez is out for now, nursing injuries like a soap actor’s unexpected disappearance trip to a fictional country. Meanwhile, Trent exited mid-Champions League game like his agents called him for a better gig – ouch, that injury!

Curtis Jones and the bench have become closer friends than anyone thought, with Elliott perhaps second-guessing his life choices. But with Tuchel’s fresh enthusiasm, England fans are eagerly waiting for the next plot twist in this football serial! 🏴‍☠️⚽