Van Dijk’s New Job as Liverpool’s HR Manager…
Liverpool’s dressing room has transformed into a comedy show, as Virgil van Dijk has taken on the role of unofficial HR manager. With Trent Alexander-Arnold hobbling out during a mid-week orchestration of Champions League penalties against PSG, the Reds find themselves in a spot of bother for the Carabao Cup finals with Newcastle.
Van Dijk, like a seasoned talent scout, has already thrown his support behind Jarell Quansah, who bravely (or hilariously) slipped into right-back against PSG. While Quansah didn’t have Gordon’s antics to deal with this time, the young soldier has been backed by Van Dijk, who cracked, “If Jarell takes the right-back throne, he better speed up that marathon Netflix series of tips!”
In the plot twist of the century, the ever-brilliant Slot tossed Kostas Tsimikas or even Andy Robertson into the comedy ring, suggesting they could substitute as makeshift right-backs. The cherry on top? Curtis Jones trying to minors his way in. With Liverpool.com promptly nodding in agreement, they cheer, “Go, Quansah, go!” as Van Dijk rallies the fans for what could be the most theatrical Carabao Cup final yet!
