Fans Bemoan Liverpool’s Lack of Passion…
Liverpool fans were left drowning in a pool of their own tears after Newcastle strutted away with a 2-1 victory at the 2025 Carabao Cup final. Eddie Howe’s men performed a magic trick of making a domestic trophy appear after a 70-year disappearance act. With Dan Burn and Alexander Isak doing the goal dance, the Toon Army celebrated like kids on free ice cream day. Federico Chiesa’s consolation goal was like adding glitter to a losing lottery ticket—shiny but ultimately pointless for the Reds.
The Liverpool faithful took to social media platform X, trying to find answers like a detective in a missing-love-for-football case. Fans unceremoniously declared the Reds were out-hustled, out-muscled, and out-napped by a supercharged Newcastle side seemingly fueled by magic coffee. Comments poured in, echoing the sentiment that even a turtle would have had more passion and pep on the field. One fan said, “You’d think we showed up for a nap, not a final. Hats off to Newcastle; they even beat the clock!”
As Newcastle celebrated their trophy haul akin to finding a unicorn, Liverpool fans were left wishing for a sprinkling of more desire in their Wheaties. With a heavy dose of reality-check marshmallows, supporters urged the Reds to hit the gym, regroup, and chase more than shadows next time. Meanwhile, the Magpies partied like it was 1955, while taking a cheeky jab at the football gods for finally waving their silver wand their way!
