Geordie Joy as Newcastle Cups the Carabao!…

In a plot twist that had Liverpool fans wishing for a refund on their Wembley tickets, Newcastle United turned the Carabao Cup final into a Magpies’ fairytale. While Liverpool fans crooned to ex-captain Steven Gerrard’s on-screen cameo, Alan Shearer was busy suppressing a cheeky grin as Newcastle slotted the first goal.

Liverpool looked like they’d forgotten their script, missing their once-in-a-generation midfield maestro as the Toon Army played like Shearer had sprinkled magic goal dust over them. Alan Shearer’s verdict was as filled with swagger as his playing days, confessing, “I know I’m p****d but… the Geordies smashed them today.” Ouch! Might want to put a plaster on that Liverpool ego.

As Liverpool players and fans sulked over their imploded show, they turned one eye, maybe two, on the Premier League prize. With a comfy 12-point lead, it’s time for Liverpool to gun for glory as local rivals Everton get ready to pounce like a merry-go-round sneaking up on a snail. Redemption is needed, and Liverpool’s task is crystal clear: shake off the Carabao cobwebs and make the league title party unforgettable!