Salah’s Contract Talks Take Off Thanks to Trent’s Exit …
Mo Salah is closer to tying the knot with Liverpool once again, while Trent Alexander-Arnold is slipping away like a bottle of ketchup in a cafĂ©. Apparently, once Trent jets off to join the Galacticos at Real Madrid, there will be enough money saved in the Reds’ piggy bank to give Mo a paycheck as sweet as his goal celebrations.
For months, Salah’s contract talks felt like reading ‘War and Peace’ during a rain delay, but now Liverpool’s top guns are doing backflips to keep him on board. With Trent set to groove with Ancelotti and the Madrid mob, Salah’s agent is allegedly being sweet-talked more fervently than if he’d found a golden ticket to Willy Wonka’s factory. And rumor has it, this offer has more zeros than a football fan’s knowledge of astrophysics.
On the flip side, losing Trent, whose market value could fund a small nation, feels like swapping your best Pokemon card for a half-eaten sandwich. Madrid wants him in the lineup by June, and they might just get him in time for the revamped Club World Cup. Let’s see who wins this game of transfer Tetris before Trent and Salah embark on their new adventures.