Liverpool’s Mo Salah: From Hero to Zero?…
Mohamed Salah, Liverpool’s very own pyramid-building goal wizard, has found himself trapped in a sandy desert of a goal drought. Despite knocking in 32 goals this season — enough to make a football fan weep with joy — Salah hasn’t hit the net since March 8th. It’s as if his boots were mysteriously cursed! Some say he became allergic to goals after jetlag from international duty, which is a bit like saying the Nile forgot how to flow. What a laugh!
Rumor has it, Salah’s plotting an escape from Anfield, not by magic carpet but by skimping on goals to avoid injury. A theory so wild it belongs in a football fanzine’s comic strip! “That’s just plain bonkers,” insists pundit Chris Sutton, like a referee chasing an invisible ball. The reality is, our football pharaoh’s just tired after giving his all, like a marathon runner being asked to sprint one last lap on a pogo stick.
With Erling Haaland collecting splinters on the bench and Isak trailing, Salah’s still eyeing the Premier League Golden Boot — albeit with one eye half-open from fatigue. The rumor mill spins on as Liverpool try to wrangle a new deal to keep their Egyptian treasure. It’s all part of the ongoing Salah soap opera, where every week is a cliffhanger waiting for him to find that missing mojo!
