Van Dijk: The Phantom FoulerâŠ
In a move that could only be described as the plot of a football-themed soap opera, Keith Hackett, former big cheese of the PGMOL, has accused Liverpoolâs fortress in boots, Virgil van Dijk, of possessing a superpower usually reserved for comic book heroes: the uncanny ability to levitate above the law of fouls. Hackett claims Van Dijk could commit more offenses than a toddler loose in a candy store, yet still gets away unscathed, thanks to his mysterious âauraâ â possibly akin to an invisibility cloak with a hint of magical fairy dust.
Riding on the coattails of a controversial clash against Fulham, where Van Dijk supposedly transformed into a collision enigma courtesy of Rodrigo Muniz, Hackett is on a mission. Like Sherlock Holmes on a caffeine binge, heâs assembled a collection of eight dubious incidents from Van Dijkâs highlight reel, including the supposed âelbow of doomâ on Richarlison and a dramatic barge on Anthony Gordonâmoves that Hackett claims should have been rewarded with a red card parade but received nothing more than a whistle in the wind.
When not pulling off footballâs answer to the invisible man routine, Van Dijk is chatting contract extensions. Like a soap opera twist nobody saw coming, heâs hinted at staying but left fans on edge like a last-minute penalty. âI love the club,â he says, possibly while winking at the camera, leaving everyone wondering if heâs signing on or off to the world of free agency. Tune in next time on âAs the Ball Turnsâ to find out if the Anfield fortress will remain standing!