Carragher’s Absurd Wishlist for Mo Salah…
In a plot twist that could only happen in the land of football magic, Liverpool’s own blabbermouth legend, Jamie Carragher, has one mighty outrageous request for the Egyptian King, Mo Salah. After signing a new legendary two-year deal that seems to stretch longer than a ref’s injury time, Carragher humorously asks Mo not to become a ghost on the media front. The man wants Mo on Monday Night Football more than a goalie wants a clean sheet!
During what feels like a marathon of negotiations, fans might have thought Mo was off running the London Marathon instead of running through defenders at Anfield. Throughout the media merry-go-round, the only thing longer than this extension saga was a Premier League midfielder facing his own box. But with Van Dijk potentially entering the contract conga line next, the Liverpool camp is doing its merry jig to a rhythm that puts samba dancers to shame.
Liverpool fans can finally breathe out happier than a defender clearing the ball as Carragher delights in the sweet serenade of signed papers. If Mo and Van Dijk were to have taken their golden boots elsewhere, the Anfield faithful might have thought it as mysterious as a fan missing a penalty. Now, they’re giggling their way into the summer, chomping on transfer rumors like a hungry striker eyeing an open goal.