Brendan Rodgers Defends Idah’s Taxi Tummy Troubles…
Once a Liverpool legend, now Celtic’s charismatic coach, Brendan Rodgers has gone full-on medieval over the twisted world of paparazzi pranks after his star striker, Adam Idah, was spotted in the backseat of a taxi cab doing his best impression of the Leaning Tower of Pisa made of spaghetti. Apparently, young Idah’s stomach decided to play its own game on a Thursday night out. Rodgers rallied to his defense faster than a Cristiano Ronaldo free-kick, wielding his verbal sword against those daring to blemish the reputation of the beloved cabbage-eating Irishman.
With the wisdom of a footballing Gandalf, Rodgers shared his mystical insights into Idah’s boisterous evening. “The man’s a professional gazelle on and off the pitch,” Rodgers bellowed with the certainty of a referee blowing for halftime. According to him, Idah’s escapade was a perfectly harmless tummy-turbulence incident during his day off, a small hiccup in a sea of professionalism. The manager insisted that the real crime here was sneaky mobile footage sugaring the scandal to explode like an overinflated football.
Rodgers lamented the sad scene, where players as fresh as daisies on a summer pitch must live in fear of capturing the wrong type of attention, like a hilarious own goal. With the sage wisdom of a football philosopher-king, he declared, “Why drive past? Why ignore an autograph request? Because somewhere out there, a clown with a phone lurks behind the scenes, turning a hero’s day off into a blooper reel. Now, let’s get back to cup talk and hope the cameras focus on the field come Sunday!”
