Owen Spots a Bursting Red Star…

Holy guacamole on a football field! Liverpool’s favorite ex-goal-machine Michael Owen has declared young Conor Bradley as ‘bursting’ with the kind of ambition that could fuel a rocket to Mars! This bright-eyed 21-year-old has been nipping at Trent Alexander-Arnold’s heels like an eager puppy, clocking up 25 appearances and leaving fans grinning like Cheshire Cats after a stellar Champions League duel with none other than Madrid’s speed king Kylian Mbappe!

But therein lies the rub, folks! Bradley’s meteoric rise was caught in an asteroid belt of injuries, sidelining his shimmery boots with dastardly thigh glitches that would make even the bravest hamstring weep. Yet, that hasn’t stopped Owen from cranking up the hype machine, predicting that Bradley might just be the secret sauce Arne Slot needs on his football pizza—because who doesn’t need more spice?

And if Trent—the Liverpudlian wizard—rides off into the summer sunset, the stage is set for Bradley’s Anfield extravaganza! The former Kop legend Carragher even chimed in, as if narrating a dramatic Dickensian tale, insisting Bradley could become the next Andy Robertson with the right sprinkle of Anfield fairy dust. Give the kid a cape, folks, he just might be Liverpool’s next caped crusader! 🦸⚽️