When Scholes Knew Liverpool Would Win!…
In a season twist as wild as a cat chasing its tail, Liverpool has juggled its way to its 20th top-flight title. Manchester United legend Paul Scholes claims he peeked behind the curtain of destiny and saw Liverpool’s triumph foretold back when autumn leaves were just starting to fall, and stadium hot dogs were still lukewarm. It seems that just like a wizard with a crystal ball—or rather like Scholes with his Sky Sports seat—he knew Arne Slot’s side were the real deal as early as September.
Critics crowed like roosters at dawn, questioning Liverpool’s challenge under new management, as 40 Sky Sports pundits managed to scrawl “Liverpool” nowhere on their title tip list. But lo and behold, with four games yet to dance through, Liverpool has squared the scoreboard with Manchester United. And wouldn’t you just know it? According to Scholes, this theatrical feat was all set in motion when Liverpool pirouetted on the pitch at Old Trafford, with goals sewn into their socks and Virgil van Dijk swatting away dangers like flies at a picnic.
As Manchester City hobble on with Rodri in the repair shop and Arsenal go striker-free like a pizza without topping, Liverpool’s circus act continues unbeaten. Boss Arne Slot, the injury-preventing wizard from the Netherlands, twirled his magic wand, ensuring his squad’s fitness levels sparkled. From early dances to the victorious sashays, Slot’s leadership turned the season into a rhapsody on grass, with Old Trafford’s curtain-closer on September 1st a standout act. As Scholes wisely winks, it was clear the moment the Reds started waltzing in Manchester, they were destined to mambo all the way to the title.
