The Curious Case of the Missing Corner King…

In a twist wilder than a mascot doing cartwheels, young Trent Alexander-Arnold, Liverpool’s very own corner-magician, has become the strip’s invisible man! Rumor has it, the Reds’ social media wizards cast their cropping spell a little too harshly, leaving our curly-haired hero out of the anniversary photo celebrating THAT mind-bending Barcelona game. But fret not, as this invisible act seems more like a misstep than an intentional vanishing deed. Imagine forgetting the ketchup for fish and chips — absurd, right?

That epic night, much like a Shakespearean drama with a football twist, saw legends like Origi, Wijnaldum, and even the mighty Salah (on injury leave) take the spotlight in the post. Yet, among this cast of heroes, the one who conjured the most magical moment — that trickster corner — found himself cropped out! It’s like leaving Captain Jack Sparrow out of a Pirates movie. Whether it was some kind of oversight or just the digital team juggling proportions, the absence set tongues wagging from Kop to Morocco.

But don’t start the ghost rumors yet! Liverpool has waved its ‘we still love you’ flag high and wide, like a pre-match scarf wave. Although the young Scouser might not get his corner re-run, he’s certainly not being booted from memory lane. After all, you can’t erase the player who orchestrated “The Miracle of Anfield” from fans’ hearts. Maybe next time on the field, Real Madrid will find themselves on the wrong side of another speedy ball-boy trick — who knows? Keep those boots ready, Trent!