From Superhero to Sighs, Salah’s Rollercoaster Ride…
Ladies and gents, grab your popcorn and your comedy umbrella, ’cause the Salah show this season has been wackier than a squirrel on a skateboard! The Liverpool magician, who was earlier dribbling through records like a platypus on fast-forward, hit a bumpy road of banana peels and whoopee cushions! After blasting past other Reds legends and setting benchmarks galore, Salah has now faced the cruel hand of fate — or should we say the foot of missing goals!
With his eyes on the juicy, golden records of Mr. Haaland’s 36 goals and the jaw-dropping assists club of Henry and De Bruyne, Salah was dribbling dangerously close! Perched at 27 goals and 17 assists, our Egyptian flash was revving up like a race car at the Liverpool Grand Prix. But alas! As the league end nears, Salah’s tally has taken a nosedive faster than a falcon chasing a football. With only two matches left, scoring those milestone numbers now seems like trying to juggle flaming footballs—tricky and error-prone!
Fear not, Salah fans, there’s a twist in this story of failed-nail-biting! Despite the dip in stats, Salah could just pull off a grand exit, needing to samba in two goal involvements in his last two gigs! Brighton and Crystal Palace be warned, a fired-up Salah might just explode onto the pitch like a confetti cannon, bringing the clattering records rattling down around him. So don’t nab that match program just yet — it’s not over till the Pharaonic foot sings!
