Farewell Swagger and Crest Shenanigans…
Just as a magician waves his wand for the final trick and everyone’s jaw hits the floor like a dropped pie, Nike is conjuring one last hurrah for Liverpool’s title-winning troopers before the team struts over to adidas. In a move that screams “Let’s go out with a bang and plenty of merch”, Nike has unleashed a dazzling array of goodies to celebrate Liverpool’s Premier League win, including a t-shirt that’s so white and bright it probably glows in the dark, shouting “League Champions 2025” in bold red letters that could stop traffic.
But don’t bury those Nike sneakers just yet, Liverpool fans! The club’s upcoming swap with adidas marks their third tango, reminiscent of those cozy dance-offs back in ’85 to ’96 and ’06 to ’12. While adidas outkicked Nike and Puma in a tender footy match worth ÂŁ60 million smackers a year, Liverpool’s pockets didn’t go home empty-handed with those cheeky royalties. It’s like finding a golden ticket in a chocolate bar, only these golden tickets look like keyrings and score you bragging rights.
Oh, and whispers on the footy street say Liverpool’s kits will get the street-smart treatment next season with a new crest game plan. Think of it as a liver bird who’s been binge-watching makeover shows. The mighty mythic creature will continue its reign but with added twists—one homegrown, one shielded for the away wanderers, and a retro rebel throwback for the third strip. Add a splash of white and a dollop of turquoise, and you’ve got yourself a kit collection that’s cooler than a penguin in sunglasses.