Ex-Star’s Ride Hits the Bar…
Who would have thought the illustrious Paul Ince would try out a new football move – the cross-bar crash! Our former England and Manchester United maestro, who once dodged defenders like a cat on a hot tin roof, found himself entangled with a much less forgiving opponent: the Cheshire central reservation! In a twist more dramatic than a soap opera, the ex-midfielder allegedly joined the groggiest of leagues over the weekend with his Range Rover leading the charge!
They say old habits die hard, but this tackle might require a referee’s whistle! Our favorite football uncle, at the grand age of 57, performed an involuntary dribble straight to a legal showdown scheduled for July 18. Cheshire’s valiant boys in blue had to step in quicker than a sudden-death penalty, slapping Incey with an unexpected red card – charges for drink-driving as he navigated his way ’round Chester High Road like a compromised GPS signal.
Meanwhile, this kerfuffle landed near the sacred greens of Heswall Golf Club, a place Ince has so fondly Instagrammed. With golf course fans more accustomed to birdies than boozy fender-benders, a stunned quiet loomed. Still, this mishap won’t erase his legendary footie escapades. With the midfield memories in mind, let’s hope Incey trades these road antics for the comfy studio chair pronto! Keep those eyes peeled for the next epic broadcast installment of “Ince without Incident” coming soon enough! 🚗⚽
