PSG Star Channels Jota in Spirited Salute…

Ousmane Dembele, that fleet-footed rascal of PSG, whipped out a celebration so iconic it might’ve knocked the joysticks out of gamers’ hands everywhere! During the Club World Cup clash against Bayern Munich, Dembele sealed PSG’s passage to the semis with a goal as sweet as a toffee apple. Fancying a nod to Liverpool’s joystick juggler, Diogo Jota, Dembele got his game face on—literally! He mimed playing a game console, leaving Goretzka spinning around like a pixelated character in a glitch.

Jota, known for his elite gamer skills, was surely buzzing in the grand cyber stadium in the sky, twiddling analog sticks with a grin wider than a goalpost. Liverpool’s Ibrahima Konate chirped in on social media, tipping his hat to Dembele’s digital doppelgänger act. Meanwhile, footy fans everywhere shed a tear faster than a referee reaching for a red card, as they paid respects to Jota and his brother on an emotional day.

Speaking of red cards, PSG wasn’t shy either. They saw Pacho and Hernandez march off the pitch after meeting Mr. Taylor’s infamous red rectangle of doom. Despite playing with nine men, PSG played like a team possessed, catching Bayern Munchen mid-sprint as if someone had punched a turbo boost button. Harry Kane’s goal was ruled out for offside, likely causing groans louder than a missed penalty at 90 minutes. But fear not—this action-packed saga has more chapters to unfold!