Bellingham’s Bionic Shoulder Adventure…
Good golly, it’s surgical season for our soccer star spectacular, Jude Bellingham! The mighty midfield maestro has finally gone under the knife to fix his shoulder, leaving England’s Three Lions shy of one of their top scratchers. With four England outings put on ice like a popsicle in winter, Bellingham’s shoulder has decided to dig its cleats in for a lengthy break. Alexander-Arnold, freshly plucked from Liverpool like a ripe tomato, will now be swinging in Madrid sans his Bellingham buddy!
Trent, now wading through the wild waters of Real Madrid without his chum, will be left to dazzle the Spanish scene alone as he kicks off his adventure against Osasuna. Meanwhile, Bellingham is eyeing an October sashay back into action, potentially missing a rolodex of games against Andorra, Serbia, and even his own Welsh dragon rivals. It’s as if Bellingham’s shoulder’s gone on a mini-vacation without him, taking a siesta instead of scoring siestas in Spain!
Real Madrid confirms the operation was a success, but the recovery details are as mysterious as a missing football in a garden hedge. Our lad Jude has been grumbling about this nagging shoulder since a collision course with Rayo Vallecano back in the day, but now he’ll be bionic by the time he returns! Popcorn at the ready, folks; the Bellingham shoulder soap opera is just getting started!
