The Great Chelsea Twitter Switcheroo!…

Call the comedy keepers, Chelsea’s social media squad just delivered a lob worthy of a Wembley final — by pranking their own fans! When the clock struck 1:45 pm, the sarcastic samba began. Without a hint of hesitation, Chelsea’s Women’s team tweeted that Sam Kerr flew the Stamford Bridge coop straight into the arms of their Red rivals, Liverpool! Imagine the chaos, like a bunch of cats in a room filled with lasers. Blues supporters went into heart-stopping mode at the speed of Neymar’s step-over, shouting “WHAT???” with the fury of a misfired penalty.

Quick as a flash — or Messi’s left foot — Chelsea’s social media maestros revealed it was a jest as pointed as a Harry Kane hat trick. No, our beloved Matildas captain isn’t swapping kits and Scouse accents! Turns out, the Liverpool folks were referring to another Sam Kerr, the Scottish soccer senorita from Bayern Munich! Cue the collective sighs heard louder than a vuvuzela at full volume. “Whew!” exhaled relieved fans, clinging to their heart-shaped flags.

Well played, Chelsea, but don’t even think about trying this on the men’s team with Cole Palmer! We’ve already run out of digital defibrillators. Now, that’s a story a giraffe could dunk on! Chelsea fans might never trust Twitter again — except to groan about the next match’s lineup!