Liverpool’s Jones Raves About Traff-ricious Talent…

Hold onto your football hats, folks, because Curtis Jones has declared goalie James Trafford as the goalkeeping equivalent of a world-class buffet—absolutely ‘f—— the best.’ When the England U21 team snatched a Championship victory like a cat snatching fish fingers from the table, Jones couldn’t help but sing his praises louder than a stadium full of vuvuzelas!

Now picture this: Man City is eyeing a re-capture of Trafford, like a boomerang with a $54 million twist, even after waving goodbye just two years ago! But Pep’s crew ain’t keen on spending all that cash in one throw. Imagine Burnley shopping around like bargain-hunting parents in a goalkeeper supermarket, with City’s Stefan Ortega hiding in the aisles as one deliciously tempting option.

Meanwhile, our boy Trafford’s been guarding Burnley’s goalposts like a knight in shining goalkeeper gloves—record-breaking clean sheets and all. The saga thickens like a hearty football stew as City ponders re-signing him, with potential musical chairs between the sticks if Ederson or Ortega thumbs a lift outta Manchester. And Jones? He’s there with the pom-poms, showering Trafford with more love than a shirt sponsor on payday!