Liverpool’s Speed Demon Strikes Again…
In a performance that left even Wile E. Coyote scratching his head, new Liverpool star Jeremie Frimpong zoomed across the pitch faster than a cheetah on roller skates. During Liverpool’s thunderous 5-0 friendly crush-a-thon over Stoke City, Frimbong transformed into a right-back rocket, igniting the pitch like a firework at New Yearās. Signed for a teetering Ā£30 millionāabout as much as you’d need to buy a small fleet of FerrarisāFrimpong is filling the boots of Trent Alexander-Arnold, who has swapped the Mersey for Madridās sunshine.
The real jaw-dropper had fans reaching for their binoculars, wondering if Frimpong was built in a lab. His dazzling bursts of speed turned him into a blur, making opponents dizzy with spins, twists, and their own regret. Meanwhile, net-breaking Nunez netted a charming hat-trick, and Florian Wirtz dialed in with two assists, but it was Frimpong’s turbo-chaos that had social media chirping like a flock of excited canaries!
Interestingly, our speedy hero pulled a switcheroo and started on the wing, causing conspiracy theorists to whisper about him replacing Salah during AFCON. No defenders are safe when Frimpongās in town because, trust us, catching him is like trying to catch lightning in a bottle. Kaboom!
