Newcastle urged to cash in on star Isak…
Newcastle United is getting nudged harder than a shopping cart bash at a grocery store to sell their Swedish striker, Alexander Isak, to Liverpool. Despite the Reds kindly offering a wallet-busting $146 million, Newcastle rejected the bid quicker than you can say “Is it payday yet?” Now, poor Isak is stuck training alone, dreaming of Merseyside as he ponders why he’s not on the pre-season tour in Asia. Rumor has it, he’s so desperate to leave the North East that he’s contemplating rowing a boat across the North Sea just to make his transfer happen.
Former Liverpool striker Jermaine Pennant chimed in like an overly enthusiastic karaoke singer, suggesting Newcastle cash in on Isak while his value is as high as the Burj Khalifa’s top floor. He warned, “With one hand tied behind their backs like a magician’s assistant, Newcastle might struggle to juggle transfers.” Though some hint at a compromise with a contract upgrade for Isak at Newcastle, Pennant dismissed it like a bad dating app match, citing risks of injury and future uncertainties. To him, it’s as if waiting for guarantees feels like waiting for water to boil faster just by staring at it.
