Reds target defenders Guehi and Leoni…

As the transfer window edges towards a dramatic finish, Liverpool is throwing confetti, piñatas, and even crumpets into the mix to secure Marc Guehi and Giovanni Leoni. With Alexander Isak playing hide and seek with St. James’ Park, focus shifts to these defensive targets. Guehi is seemingly saying, ‘I’m ready, Liverpool!’ but Palace hopes to keep him tighter than a lid on a pickle jar. Meanwhile, Arne Slot is counting on his Anfield wizards to make some magic happen!

Liverpool’s cozy chats with Parma about Giovanni Leoni could soon blossom into a full-blown romance, as talks progress more smoothly than buttered toast. Parma is gleeful about the prospect of a move, dangling an offer of $35M like a carrot to a hungry Rabbit. An 18-year-old Leoni awaits to be tutored by Van Dijk and perhaps Guehi, as fans daydream about a future where their defense is as impenetrable as a bank vault in a spy movie!