Liverpool’s Transfer Chaos…

Liverpool has hit a red card-sized snag in trying to woo Alexander Isak away from Newcastle United this summer. Journalist Henry Winter suggests Isak should slap down a colossal transfer request like a WWE wrestler. Meanwhile, Liverpool needs to spin a “proper” offer rather than their playful $148 million-plus-add-ons bid. It’s like offering monopoly money at a real estate auction and wondering why nobody listens. As the Premier League season kicks off, Isak’s future remains muddier than a rainy day match.

Newcastle’s wonder-striker has been training solo, reportedly refusing to play for the Magpies anymore, perhaps hoping isolation will make him invisible from Eddie Howe’s selection. Missing from Newcastle’s recent face-off with Aston Villa, Isak might soon enjoy a sideline seat with disciplinary action looming. Winter cheekily noted that Liverpool should stop scoring own goals and make an offer worthy of Isak, considering players are flying off the shelf for a lot less cash! With Liverpool’s next game against Newcastle around the corner, the transfer saga is stealing the spotlight, much like a mischievous ball boy hogging the match ball during a penalty shootout.