Striker’s Future Sparks Hilarious Chaos…

Alexander Isak is reportedly “fuming” at Liverpool as his future with Newcastle hangs in the balance. The 25-year-old Sweden striker has skipped the club’s pre-season tour of Asia, likely dreaming of Anfield’s glory. But so far, Liverpool’s initial £110 million offer couldn’t buy them a used bicycle, let alone Isak, who claims he’s done playing for the Magpies. Meanwhile, manager Eddie Howe’s more open than a 24-hour convenience store about Isak’s return, and the Newcastle fans aren’t too shy either, with chants targeting Isak during their latest match.

Meanwhile, former Manchester United goalie Ben Foster believes Liverpool has purposely added drama to Isak’s saga. According to Foster, Liverpool might have whispered sweet nothings to Isak’s agent, only to ghost him at the altar! This hysterical negotiation tactic left Isak with Liverpool as pretty much his only option, said Foster on his Fozcast podcast. As Newcastle supporters’ chants echo like a mega stadium karaoke night gone wrong, the drama continues with the club considering other striker options like Yoane Wissa and Goncalo Ramos as the clock ticks down to transfer deadline day.