Bruno’s Instagram Mystery…
Newcastle’s Bruno Guimaraes decided to spice things up by posing in a Newcastle jersey like a true fashionista, just moments after Alexander Isak dropped an Instagram bombshell that could shake a magpie’s nest! Isak really wants to wing it over to Liverpool and hasn’t seen his teammates since the Stone Age (or, more like, a month ago). Some players support his escape plans, while others think his ghosting is more like a soap opera plot twist. With no striker for next week’s Liverpool clash, Newcastle might just have to start recruiting from the local pub league.
Isak’s Instagram rant was short of shouting it from the rooftops but packed a punch like an angry goose. He accused the club of breaking promises, leaving fans to wonder if those promises were as big as free pies for life. Meanwhile, Newcastle responded like a parent catching a kid with their hand in the cookie jar, assuring fans that Isak isn’t going anywhere but Duracell Bunny mode on the field (eventually, they hope). Bruno’s coincidental—or utterly strategic—post has fans joking that his timing was planned by someone with a Ph.D. in “Drama”.
