Isak’s Newcastle Saga Continues…
Former Liverpool star Danny Murphy believes Alexander Isak will dart back into Newcastle United’s loving arms if his Liverpool move gets the red light. Isak missed most of pre-season, skipping the Asian tour with his teammates, almost like a pirate skipping salsa lessons before the big dance. He was absent for the season opener against Aston Villa, earning some jeers from the home fans, and will miss facing Liverpool as well. “Even if Liverpool boost their offer, I can’t see Newcastle waving him goodbye,” Murphy announced on talkSPORT. “It’s like choosing between a chocolate fountain and celery for dessert; you know you need him. He’s aiming for the World Cup, so he needs to keep playing to stay in demand.”
Isak recently expressed that Newcastle broke promises to him, causing a hullabaloo that could rival a monkey on a cappuccino-fueled rampage. “They’ve got a £60 million asset and three years on the contract, yet we’re debating over a gentleman’s agreement,” Simon Jordan remarked. Eddie Howe, meanwhile, reiterated his desire for reconciliation, claiming, “The club must act in Newcastle’s best interest.” As rumors swirl and statements fly, fans await the resolution of this saga with bated breath, or rather, the anticipation of someone trying to choose between Netflix and actually reading a book.
