Newcastle Aims on Multiple Strikers…
Newcastle United is on a wild goose chase for not one, not two, but three strikers! They have their eyes on Alexander Sorloth from Atletico Madrid while scratching their heads over what will happen with Yoane Wissa. According to the Daily Mail, Wissa seems more desperate to leave Brentford than a cat screeching to get out of a bath. Meanwhile, Wolves clutch onto Jorgen Strand Larsen like a kid on their favorite candy. With the clock ticking louder than a pizza delivery guarantee, the transfer deadline is creeping in like a thief in the night.
Newcastle’s hope of bagging Wissa has hit a wall with Brentford waving away their $54 million offer like a Wimbledon umpire dismissing a challenge. Isak’s situation? It’s like a soap opera that doesn’t end. “Some promises were broken,” Isak tweets like a teenager sharing profound life truths. Eddie Howe had to play referee in this saga, wishing Isak would just sort it quietly over a cup of tea. If Newcastle can scoop Strand Larsen and Wissa, they might finally give Isak a proper exit cue. Until then, Newcastle’s soap opera continues!
