Odegaard’s Inclusion in Norway Squad Sparks Hope…

Good news, Arsenal fans! Martin Odegaard could make a speedy recovery for the upcoming showdown with Liverpool. He’s been named in Norway’s squad, suggesting he might just transform into a superhuman healer overnight. During Arsenal’s blazing 5-0 victory over Leeds, Odegaard picked up a shoulder injury, prompting Mikel Arteta to substitute him in the 38th minute. Arteta, who probably needs a crystal ball these days, mentioned they still need scans to confirm the injury’s severity. Arsenal fans hope for a quick return, since the team could use his magic touch against Liverpool.

Meanwhile, Arsenal’s worrying injury list grows longer than a line at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Bukayo Saka is also facing a potential hamstring injury after his exit during the Leeds game. Arteta, who might consider swapping coaching for a role as a detective considering these mysteries, noted Saka could be out for several weeks. Thankfully, new signings Noni Madueke and Eberechi Eze are ready to jump in and keep the team glued together like duct tape until everyone is match fit again.