Newcastle Prepares for Isak’s Departure…
Newcastle is cooking up something spicier than Grandma’s chili recipe as they prepare for Alexander Isak’s exit with the signing of Nick Woltemade from Stuttgart. Isak, apparently inspired by Houdini, has magically made himself unavailable for selection to nudge a move to Liverpool. With the clock ticking faster than a cheetah on energy drinks, Newcastle agreed on over $90 million plus add-ons for Woltemade, slipping in just the right puzzle piece.
Woltemade, who scored 17 goals last season and dodged Bayern Munich’s bids like he’s in a dodgeball championship, is drawing praises from Harvey Elliott. He witnessed Woltemade’s prowess first-hand during the Under-21 European Championship, where Woltemade snagged the Golden Boot with six goals. Elliott warmly clapped his rival’s achievement, possibly thinking he’s in a stand-up comedy, praising a future competitor. Meanwhile, Liverpool plans to sweeten Isak’s $200 million deal with a contract offer more tempting than Grandma’s cookies, adjusting their bids for Isak while tabling a $400,000 a week salary.
