Liverpools’ Transfer Shopping Spree…
Jamie Carragher has voiced his concern about Alexander Isak’s injury record after Liverpool splurged a British record $169 million to bring him from Newcastle. Sure, the man can score goals like they’re going out of fashion, but his groin and thigh seem to have a pact against playing full seasons. It’s like he and the injury list are in a complicated relationship on Facebook. Carragher hopes the club’s new management style will keep Isak off the bench and out on the field—anything to justify that jaw-dropping price tag, right?
With over $603M spent this summer, rival fans are raising eyebrows, and wallets are hiding in fear. Liverpool’s usual strategy seems to involve turning doodles into Da Vincis, but this window, they straight-up bought the Mona Lisa! Carragher’s excited about the polished squad but is curious how the manager will fit the gems in his crown. Poor Hugo Ekitike might find himself warming up benches more than soccer balls because fitting all these stars in the sky might require a telescope! But hey, it’s a good problem to have, right?
