Teen Sensation Eyes England Call-Up…

Rio Ngumoha, the 17-year-old wonderboy from Liverpool, might just find himself zooming onto the World Cup stage faster than a cheetah on a caffeine binge! After his last-minute heroic goal against Newcastle, former Premier League striker Troy Deeney believes Ngumoha could join the England squad, just like Theo Walcott did back when dinosaurs roamed the earth—or at least 2006. Having recently turned 17, Rio has made waves not just in Liverpool but for England’s under-19s, scoring big and breaking some serious records.

While Thomas Tuchel applauds these teens, he warns about frying their youthful energy like pancakes on a heated griddle. Tuchel, who’s kept a close eye on these young stars, insists they need to be handled with care lest they spontaneously combust from the pressure! Even superstars need to breathe, and as Tuchel humorously puts it, these kids could conquer worlds as long as they don’t become more explosive than a barrel of fireworks on New Year’s Eve. Together with Arsenal’s Max Dowman, Ngumoha is on track for a brilliant season, proving they’re not just the future but the unstoppable present of football.