Isak Refuses Media, Leaves Fans Hanging…

Liverpool fans are in for a nail-biting wait as new star Alexander Isak gives the media a cold shoulder ahead of Sweden’s international clash against Slovenia. It’s like waiting for a celebrity appearance only to find out they’re stuck in traffic—except this time, it’s a £125 million Anfield signing keeping the suspense. Isak, who arrived fashionably late to Sweden’s squad, has opted to focus on match prep instead of fielding questions, leaving Petra Thoren, Sweden’s press guru, wrangling media duties like trying to juggle flaming torches.

Fans are hoping this media blackout is just a phase, like an awkward teenage phase, and that Isak will eventually charm the press later in the international window. Meanwhile, the Swedes kick start their World Cup quest with Slovenia before tangoing with Switzerland. After his hefty switch from Newcastle, Isak’s hitting the pause button on competitive play, resembling a prized trophy collecting dust on the shelf, eagerly awaiting to light up the pitch for Liverpool against Burnley or maybe Atleti. Until then, Liverpool fans can only daydream about those game-winning Isak goals.