Isak’s Absence Rocks Newcastle’s Boat…

Newcastle fans are caught between forgiving Alexander Isak and feeling like he stole the last slice of pizza at a party! The Swedish striker is sulking on the sidelines after his proposed dream move to Liverpool hit the skids. However, Newcastle’s old hero Warren Barton insists that manager Eddie Howe should stand stronger than a bodybuilder at a spinach-eating contest. Barton, who once broke the bank with his own transfer, knows the value of holding on—or getting top dollar if you must part ways.

Toon legend Barton believes in the magic of forgiveness and a sprinkle of hope, as he chuckles over a possible fairytale moment where Isak scores a last-minute winner and erases his protest days like a bad haircut in a yearbook. Meanwhile, Newcastle kicked off their season with a goalless draw, and the fans are hovering between optimism and the kind of despair only seen when the Wi-Fi goes out. Warren Barton praises Howe’s nerves of steel as the Liverpool whirlwind continues to swirl around the club.