The Peculiar Tale of Ancelotti’s Reddish Dream…

Carlo Ancelotti, the manager who once fought wet winters on Merseyside with Everton, has confessed a love affair as secret as a squirrel hiding its nuts — he wanted to manage Liverpool! Yes folks, the club across the park whose main color would make any Evertonian weep more than onions during play-off season. His secret desire, only a whisper among football gods, has some wondering if they’re playing spot-the-manager or living in a football-themed soap opera.

In a kooky twist worthy of a time-travelling football tale, Ancelotti and Liverpool have a history as tangled as a traffic jam. Back in 2006/07, his AC Milan’s “Christmas tree” formation starring in the Champions League final stole the show from the Reds. Like some Shakespearean twist, two years prior, Liverpool had bested them in Istanbul, causing enough drama to beat an entire Netflix series. With Real Madrid’s powerhouse guard reportedly eyeing Xabi Alonso, Carlo’s position faces more pressure than a penalty kick at the World Cup.

As the narrative unfolds, Ancelotti admits that despite enjoying a cup of rivalry coffee in Everton’s blue sweaters, he remains mesmerized by Liverpool’s trophies twinkling in Anfield’s icy glow. Whether he’d swap his honorary blue garment for a red cloak remains shrouded in mystery. Liverpool, enjoying their jaunt with the master tactician Arne Slot, might leave old Carlo with only dreams, kicking imaginary goals in the land of what-could-have-been. For now, he claims loyalty to Everton, maliciously whispering praises to Liverpool when no one’s listening!