How Liverpool Plans to Tackle Newcastle…

Liverpool is gearing up for an electrifying face-off against Newcastle United on Monday. Arne Slot is playing football manager in real life, as Jeremie Frimpong is sidelined until after September due to a hamstring injury. It’s as if the injury bug decided Frimpong was the perfect snack on the season’s opening day against Bournemouth. Conor Bradley and Joe Gomez are navigating their way through their own injuries, making right-backs as scarce as free passes to the World Cup.

Slot finds himself scratching his head more than a math prodigy at a pie-eating contest because Gomez’s fitness may force him to play part-time football. Teenager Giovanni Leoni is being shielded from this intense situation, while Szoboszlai and Wataru Endo are tapped as potential right-back saviors. Endo’s last sprint was so slow it apparently set a new record for predicting turtle races. The strategic switch of Szoboszlai to right-back looks promising for the lineup. Meanwhile, fans are on the edge of their seats wondering if defeating intensity-loaded Newcastle is possible—or if Liverpool needs to bring in reinforcements from a superhero academy.