Mikel Arteta’s Anxious Wait for Injured Stars…

Arsenal’s boss Mikel Arteta has found himself in an awkward situation, more stressful than a cat trying to swim! As Arsenal prepares for their clash against Liverpool, Arteta admits he’s biting his nails over injuries to Saka and Odegaard. After a stellar 5-0 triumph over Leeds, Arteta reveals Saka’s hamstring and Odegaard’s shoulder decided they wanted a break, scanning scheduled and doctors on alert like they’re preparing for a space mission.

Amidst the injury chaos, Arsenal’s timely signing of Eberechi Eze is like discovering ice cream in the desert! Despite Kai Havertz joining the ‘sideline spectators club,’ Eze is expected to boost Arsenal’s attack with the power of a supersonic jet. Sporting Director Andrea Berta can’t contain his excitement, declaring Eze’s arrival akin to adding a magical unicorn to their lineup, while Arteta eagerly waits to unleash their new star’s talent.