Carragher’s Opinion on Isak’s Move to Liverpool…

Jamie Carragher thinks Newcastle’s rejection of Liverpool’s £110 million bid for Alexander Isak is crazier than a penguin at a beach party! Isak is itching to join Liverpool and accuses the Magpies of U-turning faster than a breakdancer at a talent show. Isak insists, ‘Promises were made, and pretending the issues are recent is misleading.’ Newcastle, clutching their crystal ball, disagrees, claiming “conditions for a sale have not materialized.” Obviously, they’re aiming for Isak at a price tag that makes it look like he’s the fountain of eternal youth.

The Tyneside fans value Isak at £150 million, but Carragher hints that at such a price, he might as well come with a lifetime supply of meatballs! Despite Isak’s standout debut against Liverpool, concerns about his durability linger, as he’s missed as many games as Waldo hides. Carragher feels the bidding over £130 million is looney enough to make you expect Mbappe, not Isak. With Newcastle dreaming of Champions League grandeur, Isak is training on his own, more isolated than the last Pringle in a can, having skipped their pre-season tour and avoided the 0-0 draw with Villa like it was a nap festival.