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Arsenal’s lineup looks like a game of musical chairs! With up to six Gunners sidelined, can Arteta outwit Liverpool with squad surprises?

Liverpool braces to tackle Arsenal, juggling injuries like a cat with yarn! Frimpong’s benched, Bradley’s a mystery, and Arsenal’s full of hurt too!

Merson and Sutton debate Liverpool vs Arsenal with glee! Sutton bets on Arsenal’s muscle, while Merson dreams of a draw, roasting defenses like chocolate teapots!

Arsenal dives into Saka’s hamstring woes with the magic of a unicorn-touched player, Eze, ready to dash past Liverpool like a squirrel on caffeine!

Liverpool chases Marc Guehi like a cat after a laser, hoping he can stop their defense from wobbling like jelly! Will they sign him in time?

Portugal hands Jota’s No. 21 jersey to Neves as he suits up with a little extra magic! Can their flashlight-powered journey lead to World Cup glory?

Liverpool’s soccer schedule is more action-packed than a superhero movie marathon! Brace for electrifying ties against Real Madrid, Man City, and more.

Eddie Howe tackles the Isak saga like a bear on a unicycle juggling flaming torches! Will Isak wave goodbye to Newcastle on a Liverpool-bound ship?

Xavi Simons grooves into Tottenham, ready to face pal Frimpong in a Premier League rumble! Did he dance across the Channel? Spurs fans think so!

Liverpool misses Zubimendi, but no worries! Gravenberch steps up as their midfield superhero, ready to clash with Arsenal this Sunday. Game on!

Liverpool’s cooking up a footie storm! With Isak & Guehi eyed, new signings could make Anfield buzzier than a disco ball at a power outage party!

Giovanni Leoni, fresh from a Liverpool transfer, lands an Italian national team gig faster than couch potatoes win marathons! Meanwhile, Hugo Ekitike’s left wondering why a dancing penguin didn’t get a call. Curious yet?

Wrexham wants Bamford, Leeds’ flying striker. With Reynolds’ Hollywood bucks, could Phil Parkinson fit them all on one bus, or need a double-decker?

Trent’s week zooms from red to Madrid white, only to get benched! England snubs him too. Can this exotic bird soar back or face a veggie garden fight?

Oxlade-Chamberlain’s silent exit from Liverpool shocks like pop rocks sans pop! After six years, he’s off, eyeing Birmingham City. What’s next for the squirrel?