Shearer Hilariously Slams England’s TAA Snub
Alan Shearer dishes out a witty jab at Alexander-Arnold’s England exclusion, likening it to forgotten tea milk! Will Trent’s change to Madrid pay off? 🍵🏈
Transfers
News about Liverpool’s transfer market, incoming and outgoing players, transfer rumours, and details.
Liverpool Drops Guehi Transfer Plans
Liverpool skips the Marc Guehi transfer dance! Crystal Palace’s refusal sparks a U-turn. Will Guehi’s moves have popcorn-munching fans guessing till January?
Gomez Denied Deadline-Day Transfer Drama
Joe Gomez’s transfer saga was wilder than a rollercoaster! Liverpool kept him like a secret weapon, dodging Brighton and Milan’s advances smoother than a ninja!
Isak’s $169M Liverpool Move Gets Green Light
Liverpool snags Isak for $169M! Fear not, he’s fit as a fiddle thanks to sports science sorcery. Now, it’s game on, not groin out!
Nagelsmann’s Witty Wisdom for Wirtz
Nagelsmann tells Wirtz to bring his brain to games! Footballers need to dive like actors and outsmart gravity, especially in the Premier League drama!
Tottenham Plotting Fofana Snatch Attack
Tottenham’s on a wild Fofana chase, battling Liverpool and Arsenal! It’s like a soccer soap opera with drama, high stakes, and plot twists galore!
Liverpool Considers Van Hecke Swoop
Liverpool, dodging transfer landmines, eyes Van Hecke as their knight in shiny armor! Will Brighton’s sweet whispers win, or can Liverpool’s charm strike gold?
Trent’s Surprise Madrid Move at Parade!
Trent’s rocket-fueled ride to Madrid shocks Liverpool fans as seagulls dodge his parade, Madrid splashes cash, and Liverpool goes on a shopping spree!
Eddie Howe on Isak Saga & Newcastle’s Future
Eddie Howe juggles a 5,000-piece Isak puzzle and makes chocolate teapot jokes! Can he teach new signings to play like penguins in capes? Tune in!
Isak Shocks Newcastle with WhatsApp Exit
Isak dribbles away to Liverpool, leaving Newcastle WhatsApp tingling! With new stars leaping like kangaroos, Newcastle’s ready to dazzle the pitch!
Liverpool Eyes Olise and Guehi Deal News
Liverpool’s transfer saga spins wilder than a caffeinated hamster! Eyeing Crystal Palace’s Guehi and Bayern’s Olise, it’s a merry-go-round of soccer surprises!
Liverpool Faces Tough Battle for Guehi
Bayern, Real, and Barca eye Guehi as Liverpool’s transfer dream crumbles like a bad soufflé! Will he land in Italy or take a swim in England’s shores?
Marc Guehi’s Liverpool Saga Hits Comedy
Marc Guehi’s Liverpool switch fizzles as Crystal Palace chairman stops the $47M rollercoaster ride! Next up: juggling side career for Glasner? Stay tuned!
Marc Guehi Misses Out on Liverpool Move
Marc Guehi’s Liverpool dream dashed as Palace guards him like a last cookie! Rio Ferdinand hints he needed Isak’s tantrum skills. Transfer drama galore!
Liverpool’s Record Buy: Isak Joins the Reds
Liverpool nabs Isak in a record swoop, turning heads faster than a penguin at a match! With Ekitike shining, expect a Wonka-style attacking feast!