Will Isak Escape to Liverpool?
Liverpool wants Isak but their offer feels like Monopoly money! Meanwhile, Isak’s playing hide-and-seek at Newcastle. Will he make a grand escape? Stay tuned!
Transfers
News about Liverpool’s transfer market, incoming and outgoing players, transfer rumours, and details.
Guehi and Glasner’s Hilarious Mix-up
Guehi, Glasner, and the ultimate mix-up: No drama, just a sprint to a drug test! Liverpool’s on the hunt for Guehi, and it’s more thrilling than a socks hunt!
Klopp’s Secret Mission to Sign Mac Allister
Jurgen Klopp swaps his coach’s hat for a spy cap, pulling a 007 stunt to sign Mac Allister! Covert chats, secret missions, and victory dances ensue!
Carragher on Isak’s Liverpool Transfer Saga
Isak’s transfer saga is hotter than a soap opera! With Haaland scoring like a Tasmanian Devil, can Isak really spice up Liverpool’s pie? Stay tuned!
Tsimikas Races to Anfield Exit Amid Changes
Liverpool’s Tsimikas ready for a speedy Anfield exit as Palace pulls off a royal tug-of-war over Guehi! Will the transfer drama end in a plot twist?
Ben Doak’s $34M Liverpool Exit Hilariously Announced
Ben Doak’s leaving Liverpool to outpace seagulls at Bournemouth for a cool $34M! Liverpool’s player sale blitz feels like a breakfast pancake flip!
Liverpool in a Tizzy Over Isak Transfer Saga
Liverpool’s madcap chase for striker Isak is like a boombox serenade outside Newcastle’s window! Offers fly, and Real Madrid may just crash the party!
Liverpool eyes Isak and Guehi in transfer frenzy
Liverpool’s in a transfer tizzy, eyeing Isak and Guehi while saying ‘cheerio’ to others! Transfers are wilder than seagulls after chips!
Marc Guehi Could Play for Liverpool in Europe
Will Marc Guehi rock Liverpool’s world in the Champions League? Can Palace’s candy-craving chairman keep him? This transfer saga is juicier than a soap opera!
Newcastle’s Isak Dilemma: A Comedy of Errors
Newcastle soccer soap opera! Isak’s restless, fans fuming, and transfer madness peaks. Can they handle the heat or will Goncalo Ramos stay cozy at PSG?
Liverpool Sets Off Hilarious Transfer Domino Effect
Liverpool kicks back as Ben Doak’s transfer sparks a wild football swap fest! Bournemouth, Newcastle, and Brentford juggle their stars like circus pros!
Liverpool Eyes Marc Guehi Transfer Shake-Up
Liverpool’s transfer antics are wilder than a cat with lasers! They’re eyeing Crystal Palace’s Marc Guehi to spice up Anfield’s squad with a legendary twist!
Ben Doak Joins Bournemouth for $33M
Ben Doak leaves Liverpool like a disco ball to dazzle Bournemouth for $33M! The 19-year-old sprinter’s potential is as bright as a magician’s trick!
Newcastle Stalemate & Striker Swap Chaos
Newcastle’s stuck in a goalless draw & striker swap chaos! Isak’s MIA, and Wissa’s the new hero hope. Can the Magpies score against Liverpool? Stay tuned!
Tottenham Chases Eze; Guehi’s Future Uncertain
Tottenham races for Eze, while Palace guards Guehi like a squirrel with a prized acorn! Will Spurs snag their star before Arsenal finds loose change? Stay tuned!