Transfers

Liverpool’s deadline day was a soap opera of transfers, with Kaide Gordon stuck in a hokey-cokey, his deals vanishing like a magician’s trick!

Isak’s $168M Liverpool leap has him waltzing to Sweden like a soap star! As coaches eye his form cautiously, expect some PB&J football magic!

Guehi’s transfer to Liverpool fizzles out like a melting ice cream, leaving Shearer amused. Isak darts off to Anfield, while Palace pulls a Houdini!

Guehi clings to Palace like stubborn wallpaper, while Elliott dashes to Villa, swapping Anfield benches for striker dreams! Who’s ready for kickoff chaos?

Crystal Palace accused of playing “toddler tactics” to block Guehi’s Liverpool move while Isak jazzed up his own $167M transfer! Ferdinand sounds the alarm!

Marc Guehi’s contract drama with Crystal Palace is juicier than a soap opera! Palace nixed his Liverpool move, leaving him stuck till January, and he’s not thrilled!

Marc Guehi’s captaincy crisis unfolds as the Crystal Palace star’s epic transfer to Liverpool collapses. Will he ditch the armband for greener pastures?

Liverpool’s transfer magic fizzles as Marc Guehi’s deal vanishes! Yet, he’s back with Palace like a superhero. Stay tuned for a potential showdown!

Alexander Isak’s off to Liverpool for a jaw-dropping $167M! Newcastle’s golden boy bids farewell and gears up to win it all, video game style!

Botman’s farewell to Isak is as smooth as a penguin on a treadmill! Isak’s off to Liverpool, and Botman’s IG tribute is “seal horn” charming. Friendship goals!

Harvey Elliott’s Aston Villa switch feels like finding a chocolate treasure! Ready to swap his Liverpool red, he can’t wait for his Villa Park adventure!

Isak leaves Newcastle for Liverpool, sparking spicy drama! His agent throws shade like a pro, while fans fume and Instagram serves up poetic flair!

Liverpool’s got eyes on Guehi for January, but Palace’s defender hunt was more “deserted library” than treasure trove! Will the £35M saga continue?

Liverpool’s wallet whirrs as Wirtz arrives! Carragher squirms while Keane kicks around transfer chatter. Can Wirtz tango on Merseyside’s turf?

Alexander Isak zooms from Newcastle to Liverpool faster than a cheetah on roller skates, leaving teammates shrugging in this wild transfer tale!