Where’s Chiesa? Spoiler Alert: Not on the Pitch!…

Federico Chiesa is starting to feel like that missing sock in your laundry – you know it’s there somewhere, but you just can’t find it. Arne Slot has revealed why this Italian sensation hasn’t dazzled on Merseyside. It’s not that Chiesa doesn’t want to play; it’s just that Liverpool’s schedule is tougher to crack than a cryptic crossword puzzle. With just 10 matches left, including the huge Carabao Cup showdown on Sunday, time’s ticking faster than a pizza in a microwave for Chiesa to make his mark.

For those hoping to spot a Chiesa cameo, the chances are as rare as finding unicorns in Anfield. With Chiesa benched for seven consecutive games, his last sighting was during the shocker of a match against Plymouth in the FA Cup. Even Cody Gakpo, fresh from the couch, got the nod ahead of him! It seems Chiesa’s Liverpool stint is going down as smoothly as a goalpost-shaped pineapple pizza.

Arne Slot hints that with Salah’s magic on the right and the hectic schedule, getting into the starting lineup is no easy feat. The Egyptian King’s on fire, and poor Chiesa might need a miracle or a brand-new strategy just to get a whiff of game time. But who knows? For now, Liverpool fans can grab the latest gear and watch this savoury drama unfold!