Shocking End to Guehi’s Liverpool Move…
Crystal Palace had already filmed a tear-jerking farewell video for their captain Marc Guehi, ready to launch it like a Hollywood blockbuster before his Liverpool move was canceled in the final moments. In a historic standoff, Glasner out-googled Steve Parish, preventing Guehi’s departure with the determination of a cat guarding a laser pointer. Cue the dramatic collapse of transfer talks and grab a bowl of popcorn.
Despite all being set for Guehi’s switch, which included a medical check faster than an Amazon Prime delivery, plans fell apart like a poorly made IKEA shelf. Palace ended up signing young defender Jaydee Canvot, whose arrival was about as reassuring as a lifeboat made of paper, given the looming departure of their captain. Glasner defended Guehi like a hen watching its last egg, ensuring his stay amid the whirlwind of transfer chaos.
