Murphy Calls Keown’s Claims “Ridiculous”…

Danny Murphy, the former Liverpool star, has hilariously shot down Martin Keown’s suggestion that the Reds “bottled” it in the Carabao Cup final. Liverpool, who were recently sent packing by PSG in the Champions League, were left with only the Premier League to chase after their 2-1 defeat to Newcastle. Slot’s dreams of a trophy-loaded mantelpiece took a dive thanks to Newcastle’s Dan Burn and Alexander Isak. Sorry, Arne, sometimes dreams get blown over like a cheap plastic cup in a windy stadium.

Meanwhile, Arsenal’s memory remains crystal clear with Murphy, as they are still trying to figure out how to clutch the Premier League title from Liverpool’s claws. They’re trailing by a whopping 12 points, which is about as comforting as being stuck behind a double-decker bus in traffic. Murphy laughed off Keown’s comparison, wondering if the Arsenal icon was simply in need of a new pair of football-analogy glasses.

“Liverpool have been busy piling up those League Cup appearances like Pokémon cards,” Murphy quipped. Despite this minor hiccup, Liverpool’s hilarious football saga continues as they gear up to face Everton and several London clubs next. Manager Slot remains the fountain of optimism, emphasizing that even giants like Liverpool can take a tumble – occasionally, even on the big banana peels known as Newcastle and PSG!