Howe’s Ultimatum and Isak’s Uncertain Future…

Newcastle’s head coach, Eddie Howe, has issued a warning to Alexander Isak, firmly stating he won’t allow the striker to “derail” his ambitious plan like a dinosaur in a china shop. Howe is said to be utterly surprised by Isak’s antics this summer, and rumor has it that the two haven’t exchanged as much as a paper airplane for two weeks! With Isak’s one-on-one training, it seems he’s prepping for a dramatic exit since Newcastle splashed a club-record fee for German star Nick Woltemade. Looks like Isak could soon be packing his bags for a Liverpool adventure.

Perplexed by the Isak drama, Howe decided to toss the issue to the club’s Saudi-backed owners, giving him more time to corral his football troops. Howe told ChronicleLive handling Isak would be like trying to juggle flaming torches while riding a unicycle, so he’d rather focus on his 25/30-member squad ready to lock horns on the field. As the season takes off, Howe aims to steer clear from Shakespearean distractions and ensure the focus is on playtime triumphs. With the season revving up, the football matches will come flying in faster than seagulls to a bag of chips!