Howe’s Last-Ditch Effort to Retain Isak…

Eddie Howe, Newcastle’s mastermind in the dugout, is pulling a rabbit out of a hat to convince Alexander Isak to stay put. Isak, dreaming of sparkling at Liverpool, missed Newcastle’s opening game, leaving the team feeling like a cake missing its frosting. Although Howe isn’t ruling out Isak’s comeback on the pitch, he’s hinting it would take talks more epic than a movie marathon to make it happen. He assured everyone, “Today, our focus is on Aston Villa, not on whether Isak will need a GPS to find his way back to us.”

While Isak’s possible move is hovering like a superhero stuck in traffic, Howe admits Isak alone will decide his future. The striker, aka the ‘possibly greatest striker ever’ according to Howe, is training solo, leaving teammates baffled like pigeons on a chessboard. Howe emphasizes the depth of their friendship, certain Isak wouldn’t have thrived without his loyal fans and teammates. Newcastle, considering a fine, has had its preseason dreams shaken like a soda can, but Howe believes, “We’ll adapt and play on, even if Isak becomes Liverpool’s new superstar.”