Moyes’ Secret Weapon: The Walking Wounded…

In a tale more surprising than the plot twist in a daytime soap opera, Everton’s manager David Moyes gets some unexpected aid just before the big clash with Liverpool. Apparently, the injury healing fairy made an appearance at Finch Farm. Yes, the elusive Iliman Ndiaye, who was last seen hobbling like a pirate, is back from hiatus and ready for action. Joining him in the ‘miraculous recovery’ corner is Dwight McNeil, who finally shook off his knee issue quicker than you can say “ouch!”

Meanwhile, Liverpool seems to have an ongoing trend of collecting injured players like they’re rare trading cards. With Trent Alexander-Arnold, Conor Bradley, and Joe Gomez all out, the Anfield medical staff has their hands full. Oh, and just in case Klopp needed more drama, Alisson and Ryan took a tumble during the international break. Nothing says team spirit like a synchronized injury routine.

As the Reds continue their victory march with a firm grip at the top of the table, their encounter with Everton promises to be more riveting than a high-speed car chase. Whatever tricks Moyes pulls out of his hat, or maybe a top-secret healing potion, this match is sure to leave fans on the edge of their seats. Can ‘The Walking Wounded’ squad rise and shine at Anfield? Grab your popcorn, because this derby is about to get interesting!