The Gunners’ Gunpowder Prediction Reload…
Hold onto your shin pads, folks! The dust has barely settled on Liverpool’s victory parade, yet here comes Gary Neville, strutting into the prediction arena like a confident squirrel surrounded by nutcrackers. Does he think Arsenal’s title chances are as solid as a rock made of jellyfish? You bet your substitute bench he does! Despite Arsenal’s near miss this season, Neville’s crystal ball screams an encore for the Gunners next year — meanwhile, Liverpool’s already shopping like a grandma at a summer sale with fancy signings like Jeremie Frimpong and possibly Florian Wirtz to beef up their title defense!
In an avalanche of signings that could fill Wembley Stadium with paperwork, Arsenal is eyeing Martin Zubimendi, others Viktor Gyokeres and Benjamin Sesko may face a duel — en garde! Meanwhile, Manchester City, frustrated at missing out on Wirtz, is on a shopping spree that would rival a child in a candy store, aiming for Rayan Cherki and a few more international wonderkids to sweeten their sour season.
Meanwhile, Neville continues to predict heroics for the Red-and-White Town Band, even as last season’s whistling tune fell flat! Two seasons on, and still undeterred, he’s back at it again, like a cat chasing a laser pointer, desperately gambling Arsenal’s ship will sail straight over Liverpool’s powerhouse. His trusty microphone proclaims: “It’s Arsenal again! They’ve got to win it, chaps. So I’ll just keep doubling down like a merry gambler at the world’s most unpredictable casino — the Premier League!”
